Willhundredpercent

by Will Hyler

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This collection of songs represents the year 2009 in music created by Will Hyler for his Youtube channel Willhundredpercent

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released 01 December 2009
Composed, arranged and produced by Will Hyler. Lyrics by Will Hyler with additional lyrics by The Historian Himself.

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Track Name: Back to Work
Hey Will, when is the movie going to be done?

Not yet
I'm getting there
I need time
Time to prepare
You see when I try to get to work
There are things that distract me from getting to work

Like

Well were's a pen
Here's some juicy
Here's a cup I fill it up
It tastes alright I have another
Now I hate it

It's time to cook
It's time to nap
It's four already lets get to work
What's online
Waste of time
Now it's time to go to bed

Then I lie awake and wonder
Will tomorrow be any better?

Nope.

Here's some mayonnaise
Here's a spoon
A pinwheel flag
And pantaloons

I got some candy
Twenty flavors
I eat them all
But now I'm sick

Here's my camera
I take a picture of my little Lincoln Logs
I bang on keyboards
And sing some crappy songs

But now I should get back to work
On the movie
Track Name: Cats
Cats
The cats made a sing
But the sing was badly
The neighbors were tired
Of hear the cat sing
We are tired of hear your cat sing
Shout the neighbors

The cats made a sing
But the sing was badly
The neighbors were tired of hear the cat sing
We are tired of hear your cat sing

But no one could hear them
Over the noises of the cats
So the neighbors made a ringing police
The police made their appearance
And took away the cats
And threw them in the pet shelter

Cats
The cats made a sing
But the sing was badly
Track Name: Mr. Seahorse
Mr. Seahorse
I see you over there
You're just swimming around
Without a care

Where you going?
Where you been today?

Come over here please

Mr. Seahorse
You seem like a cool guy
Can we be friends?

If we hang out
What would we do?

Mr. Seahorse
I think you're pretty cool

Mr. Seahorse
I see you swimming over there

Is that you're friend there?
Mr. Blowfish?
Is he your friend?
I like him as well

Mr. Seahorse
Do you race around?
Underwater and try to get the crown?
And the money in the races?
Or do you just lay around
Without a care?

Mr. Seahorse
Can we be friends?

Mr. Seahorse
This is how the song ends
So if you were planning on answering
Now's the time Mr. Seahorse
Can we be friends?
Track Name: The Last Little Dinosaur
He remembers the end when it came long ago
Back before anyone that you know
Before pavement there was grass
And then everything was turned on its ass

Such is the life of the last little dinosaur

He's so tiny that he hid when no one else could
As the fire rained down he cried a tear as he should
Because his friends and his family all died burned up like wood
Now he's lonely
Because he's all alone

He's the last one of his kind
He's so old he's completely blind

Please be careful not to step on him
He's so tiny it would probably kill him

Such is the life of the last little dinosaur

He's so tiny that he hid when no one else could
As the fire rained down he cried a tear as he should
Because his friends and his family all died burned up like wood
Now he's lonely
Because he's all alone

If he was big enough he'd try to eat you
Because he's full of sad feeling
And you'd be too
If everyone you ever cared about
Was dead and gone

Poor little dinosaur

Such is the life of the last little dinosaur

He's so tiny that he hid when no one else could
As the fire rained down he cried a tear as he should
Because his friends and his family all died burned up like wood
Now he's lonely
Because he's all alone

He's the only one around anymore
Track Name: Fresh Hands
I've got fresh hands
And there's nothing I can do about it
I end up touching everything with my fresh hands

My hands are just too big
And that's the truth about it
Please forgive me if my touch
Somehow isn't right

If I touched you bad
Chalk it up to my fresh hands
They do stuff like that
And I don't know how
But I can't seem to make them stop
Me and my fresh hands

I've got the fresh hands
That touch you whenever it's inappropriate
And you always get mad

Me and my fresh hands
Touch you all over
And it's getting kinda creepy
But I promise I don't mean it

I'm a gentleman
Who knows that you're a nice girl
I'm just trying to be around you

But my giant hands
My awkward hands
Keep getting in the way of me and you

I promise you
I promise you
That after this little cut
There will be no more fresh fands tonight
I promise you they'll go away
Never again will they stray

Me and my fresh hands
Touch you all over
And it's getting kinda creepy
But I promise I don't mean it
I'm a gentleman who knows you're a nice girl
I'm just trying to be around you

Me and my fresh hands
Touch you all over
And it's getting kinda creepy
But I promise I don't mean it
I'm a gentleman
Who knows that you're a nice girl
Track Name: Plopp
It's hungry time
And I'm ready to eat something delicious
Hmm
Lets see what I got here
It's a candy bar
What kind is it

Plopp
Plopp
Plopp

I'm a candy bar named Plopp
Yes it's true
Are you hungry or are you not
I understand that it's weird
And I don't think have to have to say it out loud
But a brown candy
Named Plopp
Isn't exactly appetizing
I fully understand
But just pretend
I'm like a snickers
Or something you're familiar with
I taste just about the same
Track Name: Lightning Bolts
It's dark outside
And you can't see
The lights are out
But that don't concern me
Power outages
Lawless city
The night is black
And prime for attack

I've got lightning bolts
And they come out of my eyes
They come out of my eyes
And you just
Die
You just die

And he rustle the blonde mane to maintain
Static electric charge that chars cars
With enough jigawatts to time travel Deloreans
Historians sly babble ancient as anatolian
Soarin in or above cloud cover
Quetzalcoatl wingspan as vast as 2 hundred
747s crashed in the hudson
Thunderhead charged
Blossoming beautiful cumulus
Crackling with static ruinous
Directed exactly at adversaries

The flesh is vaporized by cloudburst
So the spirit might live on after me

Historian rises slow motion pterodactyl wings flapping as i try to reach skyward
Ascend to thunder head and connect positive and negative streams with upward Climbing motion
Thus resultin' in
Lightnening bolt explosion
Track Name: The Secret Life
The sewers are dark
But my life is bright
Because I've got you

But if the humans knew
I don't know what they'd do
If only they knew the truth

I gotta feed you cottage cheese once a day
Need to keep it that way
Because if I don't
You'll kill them all

If they'd just leave me alone

It's the secret life of the sewer monster and his pal
Who could kill you
But he doesn't
Because I fill his need with cottage cheese
Please ignore me if you see me in your grocery store
I'm just trying to save your life

There are times when I wonder if it wouldn't be better
Just to let them all die
Just to let them all die
I guess I could even do it myself
Instead of running every time to hide
Every time to hide

But I guess I can see
A little piece of me
Every time that I try
Every time that I try

It's either them or me
It's either them or me
And I can't do it

The secret life of the sewer monster and his pal
Who could kill you
But he doesn't
Because I fill his need with cottage cheese
Please ignore me if you see me in your grocery store
I'm just trying to save your life

Just trying to save your life
Track Name: Baby Sister
Happy birthday
Today you're a little bit older
I guess you think you're pretty fancy
Off living your life
Doing things
That I don't know what they are
But you can't be far
Driving a car
Or visiting a bar

You're still a baby

Some people try to tell me you're all grown up
But I disagree
You're younger than me
So you'll always be just a baby
Just my baby sister

And I don't care where you are
And I doubt' care what you're doing
It was just the other day
I was pulling you around in my tractor's tiny trailer
And you were laughing hard
And we riding high
And maybe I'm a little bit big
But you would still fit
I know it somehow
Because nothing has changed

You're just my
You're just my baby sister
You're just my baby sister

Some people try to tell me you're all grown up
But I disagree
You're younger than me
So you'll always be just a baby
Just my baby sister